Ridiculous things my LFS has told me

So what are some ridiculous things your LFS have told you.



This isn't meant to bash LFS's, these things can be good or bad, however I suggest we try and keep it on the funny side.



While getting my water tested another employee came up to the manager and myself and said "we need to figure out why this fish died, I bet it was high nitrates" I cracked up inside...