Funny, Strange, or dumb things said by LFS employees

So was at a local big box LFS looking at a green bubble tip anemone today. It was attached to the glass, but shriveled and the mouth was gaping.

LFS Employee- can I help you with anything?



Me- I was checking out the green bubble tip you have but it's mouth is gaping. ( not a good sign).



LFS Employee- oh, it's probably just hungry.



Me (laughing) - no, no that's probably not it.





What are some of the Funny, Silly, or dumb things you have heard that made you shake your head and laugh while walking away?